Score: 4

"If u'r lookin' 4 a chick w/ a great ass, I have..."

submission: DESIRE or really NICE ASS

date: February 14, 2006

If u'r lookin' 4 a chick w/ a great ass, I have 2 words 4 ya...VIDA GUERRERA!!

Don't get me wrong, this chick has a nice 1...but Vida's is much better.

Good job w/ the movie though. L8R

Score: 6

"HA HA HA!! That's wut he gets 4 scoring on him..."

submission: Blades of Steel II

date: February 13, 2006

HA HA HA!! That's wut he gets 4 scoring on him...DIE B*TCH DIE!!!

I thought it wuz awesome how u got all the original sounds from the game. Only thing that else that u coulda done is when the ref dragged his dead *ss off the ice...u coulda had a bloodtrail. But it's all good :-P

As a HUUUUGE fan of hockey, and of old school NES games...I loved this 1. Makes me wanna go out and buy an NES and get that game :-D

Good job. L8R

Score: 5

"I, like the last guy, also like how u did it..."

submission: Schoolyard Samurai

date: June 9, 2005

I, like the last guy, also like how u did it old-school w/ the basic animation on the white background...it fit well. However, being a fan of samurais (and the samurai way), I don't like how he got eliminated...a samurai would b aware of his surroundings and would've seen it coming...although it wuz kinda funny.

Great Job, L8R.

Score: 7

"I feel used, confused, and very abused..."

submission: IM ATTACK!!

date: April 1, 2005

That wuz crap how u did that shite w/ the secret. It wuz also crap that u had that b*tch squirrel in this flash. That POS deserves 2 become roadkill...then run over about a billion more times.

However the flash wuz great...I know jus wut it;s like bein' in IM Land. Fortunatly, I'm a good multi-tasker and can usually deal w/ about 8 or 9 @ a time. But that wuz crazy...jus as I'm about 2 close 1, another pops up on top of it, then when I go 2 close that 1, another pops up on top of that 1.

If ur wondering y I gave it a 2 4 violence...it's bcuz of wut I did when I finally got the secret and then that thing happened. I wuz pissed. But it wuz kinda funny...woulda been greater if it went all the way. But I know how u guys like 2 throw ppl 4 a loop.

Btw, where'd u get that pic @...and who wuz the chick in that pic, she looked cute.

Neway, good flash...except 4 that li'l gray pansy.

L8R.

Score: 8

"I don't know wut TheDjango's problem is, but..."

submission: Sex Kitten Sim-RPG

date: January 1, 2005

I don't know wut TheDjango's problem is, but this wuz great. It's a hentai RPG, how much story should it have...sure it's an RPG, but not a traditonal RPG...it shouldn't b held by normal RPG standards.

Graphics were great...they were smooth, and very prodominent.

Sound wuz good...I like the techno-ish music; it wuz right 4 the mood of the game. The only thing u coulda done, wuz make it so we could listen 2 more than 1 track...give it some variety. Other than that it wuz good.

Violence...none physically, but a couple of the girls threatened him, but o actual showing of the beatings.

Interactivity...there's not much more u can do 2 add more interactivity 2 it, besides that music thing, I talked about, and maybe some mini-games, or playin' aroundw/ some of the girls.

Humor...It wuz funny 2 learn about wut the girls did in their spare time and for a living (i.e.: human experiments...HA HA HA!!!)

Great game, I hope 2 c more like this in the future. Good Job 2 all. L8R.

Score: 7

"I love how u gave this that WWII vibe. It had..."

submission: The Truth About NG

date: December 23, 2004

I love how u gave this that WWII vibe. It had the german leader on the PA system, and the marching solider sound...but wut I really liked is the music. I love the old Wolfenstein...major props 4 takin' the music from it and using it here.

Now, 2 the critique...the only thing I can think that's wrong is that u don't give enuff time 2 read the text b4 it fades out 2 the next scene. Add about 5 more sec and it should b good. Other than that, it wuz great. Good job. L8R.

Score: 8

"OHMYGODIMINAFIRE...that had me bustin' up..."

submission: A Decline Christmas

date: December 23, 2004

OHMYGODIMINAFIRE...that had me bustin' up so hard. Great movie. I loved how it went back and forth between "real" life, the advertisment, and the game. Shooting carolers...can't get much better than that. The man-eating pac-man wuz another thing I cracked up @...who says he can only eat hamster pellets, jawbreakers, and badly animated, cotton-candy flavored ghosts; how else does he keep meat on his...er....umm...yeah...u get the idea. X-P

Btw, wut wuz up w/ the 5 secret things? U couldn't click on 'em, or do nething w/ 'em. Wut r u supposed 2 do w/ 'em?

I did, however find the other secret. Those r some good tips, thanx. I may jus use them.

Neway, great movie. Good job. L8R

Score: 7

"If I could only say 1 word about this, it'd b..."

submission: Pulsatilla (Teaser)

date: December 20, 2004

If I could only say 1 word about this, it'd b INCREDIBLE. Great music score, great animation, and the mood of it jus seemed awesome. I can't wait 2 c the completed project. Keep up the good work. Great job. L8R.

Score: 3

"Yeah, dude...either don't make flash ever again..."

submission: Christmas Countdown 16th

date: December 19, 2004

Yeah, dude...either don't make flash ever again, or make somethin' worth watching. Don't waste ppl's time w/ crap like this. There's no humor, point or comedy in this. These r some things u might wanna try adding 2 future flash movies.

Here r the things I think wuz wrong w/ it specifically...

1) Sound: Make sure that it's clear sound. I know this wuz supoed 2 sound like rock...but this wuzn't very good.

2) Graphics: the animation wuzn't very smooth, make it better.

3) Violence: If he smashed into the tree like that, he wouldn't have blood puring out his mouth like that; he'd b bleeding sure, but not that much, and not all @ once.

Nice try, but work harder. L8R

Score: 8

"This has 2 b the best flash of it's style I've..."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 11

date: December 17, 2004

This has 2 b the best flash of it's style I've seen. Couldn't believe the RAMMSTEIN cameo. RAMMSTEIN RULZ HARDCORE!!! I loved the alternate endings. Hamster had 2 b my fav. I think the women liked him best 2. They seemed 2 smile when he went swirling through there. But then again, if somethin' fuzzy went swirling through their boobs, I'd bet they'd smile. :-P

Neway...I'd venture 2 say this 1 beats the rest combined. Great work on makin' them look awesome in their band costumes. I also loved the part about MTV and reality shows replacin' music, which wuz and should b their focus; especially since the M stand 4 Music. Keep up the great work. Good Job. L8R.